There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I have aggressive nipples.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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