we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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