you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
How's work?
Spinning.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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