ya dads aren't the best wingmen
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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