PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
foreskin is a definite game changer
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
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