At least make sure they are 18
Why
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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