And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
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