Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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