i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
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