Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I didn't notice because vodka
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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