have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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