so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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