Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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