Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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