I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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