he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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