NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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