remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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