If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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