i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
this hospital has no fireball
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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