NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
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Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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