just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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