i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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