If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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