the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
BRING THE BAGELS
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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