rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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