Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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