In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
Randomize
