I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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