Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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