i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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