In the future we'll all be gay
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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