Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I need a burrito and a hug.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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