U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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