Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Your penis caused this!
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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