Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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