yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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