Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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