It's Friday. Sex?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Randomize