Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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