I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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