This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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