I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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