You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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