69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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