i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
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