But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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