I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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