I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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