He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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