ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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