Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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