I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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