Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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