You're so nebulous sometimes
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
The power of my boobs compel you
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