puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
As shirtless as possible
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
