it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
