You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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