Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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