Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
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