All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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