This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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