Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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